5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You.

 

1. Be Rich: 
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.

2. Dress clean like me: 
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.

3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look handsome.

Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will straighten.

4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.

5. Follow cute guys. 
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


That's it.
(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the typos)