Why single mothers are so great in bed – There are plenty of things single mums have mastered the art of – multi-tasking, compromise and patience to name a few. But it’s not just the ability to breathe deeply and count to ten that they rock at.
When it comes to s-ex, single mums have got it going on – and it’s got nothing to do with gratitude.
1. Body confidence
When you’ve pushed a human being out of your vagina, suddenly something like a 3-inch stretch mark carries less significance. Trust me on this one, you don’t want more detail.
2. Appreciation
There’s nothing like Peppa Pig on loop for the last 36 months and daily conversations about the pros and cons of a roller-skating disco party to encourage gentle enquiries about the availability of beds at your local mental health hospital.
If you want your date to cry with joy for just leaving the house, date a single mum – thankful for a parking ticket if it means they can have a conversation with another adult about something other than Disneyland, can you imagine what they’re like in the sack.
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